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Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.
Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*
by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023
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My kid ate a car and broke it
by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021
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DIZ KID

About Diz Kid
Ogodo Daniel born ( October 07 2004 ) but professionally and Popularly Know as DIZKID, Dizzy and also Diz. is a Talented successful and renown Singer and Songwriter. Born in Edo state but brougnt up in Oyo and Lagos state Nigeria.
by Diz meaning July 2, 2021
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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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that one kid

you know that kid who smells like SHIT and wears a Minecraft hoodie and has blond hair and is most likely a pussy and is bad at roasts
that one kid speaking: YoU HaVe BOOgeR teETh
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Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.
by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023
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The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
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