The other guys take

Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.

Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

Are we the bad guys

Yes. It's 9 billion retarded piles of stinking dogshit versus 1 golden luminous hero.

A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"

Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024