I Eat Babies

A term used the same way that "I own u" is used in gaming. Could also be said:
I eat your babies, I ate your babies.

Justin and Zac were battling Dalton and Brandon. Zac and Justin win. Zac says "I eat babies!!!" Dalton and Justin say "lolwut."

by Ziiiiizizizi January 20, 2009

my baby momma

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

by vito90 April 30, 2003

baby arm boner

A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.

She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."

by 1brazilnut April 3, 2009

puppy monkey baby

Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.

Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.

by HonestDefinitionsMostly May 12, 2016

Glory Hole Baby

Much like the term Crack Baby describes a child born to a mother who used crack cocaine during her pregnancy.

A Glory Hole Baby is a child born to a mother impregnated through a Glory Hole.

"Your mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby!"

"Oh yeah? Well you're a glory hole baby!"

by Nig Of Time December 19, 2007

cooking up a baby

to be pregnant.----------

Yo Niggah! Crissy said she be cooking up your baby. Shit ain't my baby.

by Vexx February 27, 2005

food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.

She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.

by IHeartFood October 19, 2010