Brown ballerina

A finger busting through a piece of toilet paper when wiping your ass

I saw a brown ballerina on the toilet

by Fairfax dream girl September 26, 2020

The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.

She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide

by kingofnapzzz May 7, 2025

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021

Mia Brown

Is a sad lonely person, has no friends wishes she could speak English but can’t because she smells like cheese and beans. No one knows where she came from but everyone knows she’s gay

Ah ffs Mia brown

by Miabrown123 November 22, 2021

Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.

Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."

by KLStokes January 20, 2010

brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021