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penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
by strangest.things October 7, 2015
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Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. The penis is the male organ used for urination and sexual intercourse. The penis is located above the scrotum. It is made of spongy tissue and blood vessels. The shaft of the penis surrounds the urethra and is connected to the pubic bone. The penis is vulnerable to many diseases like balinitis. Balanitis is most common in uncircumcised men. Causes include skin disorders, infection, poor hygiene, uncontrolled diabetes and harsh soaps.
Symptoms include pain, redness and a foul-smelling discharge from under the foreskin.
Treatment depends on the cause, but may require antibiotics, steroid creams or antifungal creams. In extreme cases, the foreskin may need to be removed (circumcision). There is another disease which the penis can have. this is Pryonies Desiese.

Peyronie’s disease is a type of ED that happens when scar tissue causes your penis to bend or curve unusually.
A slight penis curve is completely normal. But the curve associated Peyronie’s disease is usually more distinct. It can result from a penis injury or trauma that causes scar tissue, called plaque, to build up.
sharp bend or curve of the penis
hard lumps or tissue on the bottom or side of your penis shaft or all the way around
pain or discomfort when you get hard or ejaculate
penis shrinkage or shortening
by jefforino June 29, 2020
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Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin
Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!
by Todd42032 August 29, 2022
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Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)
hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis
by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021
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Penis

Slang or nick name for someone who is worthless at their job, and who's existence in the work place could be overlooked.
Hey, fuck you penis. Or Colt is a penis
by TwatMasterNuttSack February 28, 2019
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Penis

oh yes pls penis me
by poopdoh January 16, 2019
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Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.
Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
by Menlikepink April 22, 2022
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