Shit Music

Shit Music is anything that you can't fucking stand listening to that kills your ears

Lou Reed is the definition of Shit Music with his album "Metal Machine Music"
He got stoned and decided to make his tunes out of guitar feed back, its guarenteed after a few minutes to make you want to commit suicide

by angie pangie pudding and pie April 22, 2008

Shit Taco

A taco with shit in it instead of ground beef or chicken in the middle.

OMFG! A shit taco! or Ahh yes,let me have one of them shit tacos with shit slopped all over it.

by John T February 2, 2005

shit cunt

Shit cunt is a vulgar, derogatory term utilised mainly by people of a certain origin (ahem) whom have no respect for others. The term shit cunt taken literally does not make any sense at all, for the word shit has several meanings: faeces, damn, jack, bullshit, etc. and the word cunt means: obscene terms for female genitals, a bitch or tired and fatigued (cunted). Combine the two: shit cunt = faeces female genitals = faeces a bitch = damn a females genitals = wtfux???

Most of the time, the people who use the words often don't know the actual meaning themselves but use it anyway understanding the fact that the words are used to describe a person or situation in a bad way. e.g: "ur a fukn shit cunt"
There are also other ridiculous definitions within this site describing it literally but in the sense of having sexual intercourse, as well as somehow integrating homosexuality into the words definition.

It is usually, but no always, used by malignant, stupid, self righteous, piously self-assured and smugly moralistic people lacking brain material. However, uncommonly, it is used by people mocking or imitating those whom use "shit cunt" or just plain foul-mouthed people.

Example of an idiot using "shit cunt":

1)"Fukn ya ura fukn shit cunt bra"

2)"Get in 'ere ya cunt"

3)"Fukn cunts dese dayss brraa"

4)"I wazz down at centrelink bra and dese fukn shit cunts cuma long and fukn 'ell, SMashed the dickhead"

5)"YA SHIT CUNT BRA!!"

6)"ahahaha ya shit ya cunt!!"

Needn't say no more.

Although examples 2 and 3 do not use the words "shit cunt" it does however, relate to the idiots who use it.

by ImSureYoullAgreeWithMe June 5, 2009

shit-locks

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

by two.one.five November 30, 2009

shit sucker

One who looks for the downer side to everything; a destroyer of fun and happiness. (Derived from a dark hooded character named Shit Sucker that appeared in Zap comics back in the 60s, doing just that.)

"Those damn shit suckers on the Palm Springs city council banned all the young hotties from wearing thongs in public!"

by JonnyTest January 6, 2009

shit exchange

In order for the shit exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. The "shitter" then takes a massive dump on the receiver's asshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the shit into the receiver's ass.

Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)

James: I just ate three straight Mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.

by Philip Ochrango July 22, 2008

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006