Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

penies

pennies

hg penies

by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020

Penis whisper

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

That guy Jason over there seems to be popular among all the gay guys i heard he was a penis whisper

by gnarly77 September 4, 2020

Chicken penis

The tastiest part of a chicken wig

"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."

by The yaoi meister September 6, 2020

Penis

something you wish was bigger

you: i wish my penis was bigger

by Imyamama September 9, 2020