say hello to my little friend 

its a quote from the movie scarface which has become poular amoung people to say when they do things like expose thier penis or pull out a gun, or a baseball bat, a chainsaw, flip someone off, etc.
it is a way to imitate the persona of tony montana.

you girlfriend cheated on you and she dont know you know and you pull out a small sword and say hello to my little friend before you plunge it into the back of her skull as you "finish up" doggystyle.

say hello to my little friend by who dat January 23, 2005

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

False friend by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011

black friend 

a black friend is a caring, loving, homie. But also a badass. Will always take a bullet for you.

person 1: "I've got a black friend!"
person 2: "they must have your back always ha ha"

black friend by spome October 28, 2017

Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.

"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."

Token atheist friend by Henry241 November 28, 2009

Lady Friend 

Created in October of 2004 by an individual named Rafiki of Oregon. When a man, more notably a guy, is going out with a woman but is unwilling to give the relationship a name (e.g girlfriend), the woman is described as a lady friend.

A lady friend provides all of the satisfaction of a girlfriend without any of the commitments.

Lady Friend by en.Fuego November 18, 2010

best friend 

A person who you can be yourself around. You don't care how you act. You can share all your secrets with them. You can trust them with you life. They are the first person who pops into mind for someone to hang out with. You can call them up at two in the morning just to tell them you had a dream about a puddle or something. They are always there for you when you need them the most.

me and my friend are best friends because we do everything together.

best friend by klnamsd April 11, 2008

lady friend 

What NBA bloggers call their girlfriends

I missed the 2nd half last night. I was out with my lady friend

lady friend by zugzugpat February 18, 2013