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Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022
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Cum

The pasty white sauce that pairs perfectly with a sausage, something that your mother likes to eat
The cum had cum so he cummed in her because cum.
by MeropeSpica June 9, 2022
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cum maker

A man's testicle, or balls, create the cum. Thus not only is it the cum maker, so is the Man. Can be used for both.
1. "My balls are full. They are great cum makers"
2. "Loaded up my lady last night, twice. I am the cum maker"
by Captain Breed June 10, 2022
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Cum de Sac

Verbally from the french term cul de sac
But here it means whatever is used to collect innocent fap product. Sock or shirt or whatever
"Damn dude, my mom found my cum de sac while she was cleaning"
by You_ssef June 13, 2022
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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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Cum slut

Someone who loves cum and plays with it with their hands
by Wsmbaeby.m June 14, 2022
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Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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