hippogyattamus

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.

Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

Hippomotosis

Fat fucking hippo

You hippomotosis

by Lozza_16 April 27, 2025

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippie

A dude who has many dogs he uses for a girlfriend, also dirty and smelly, likes peanut butter for some reason

That hippie loves them dogs

by That dickhead May 24, 2025

Hiprq

When you have to pretend to spill something.

"Hey can you hiprq?"
"I gotcha"

by Internalautismexplosion May 24, 2025

Hippo Sacking

Hooking up with the fat chick so your friend can fuck the hot girl

I can't go out again, I'm still recovering from hippo sacking for Riley last night

by Tbeam May 24, 2025