A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
Get the Cosmic Fartmug. A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
Get the Guiness Fartmug. Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.
A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
Get the brain fartmug. by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018
Get the fart wrestlemug. Person 1-*farts* o my goosh
Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there
Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE
Person 1- oop- i got a little fart bubble still up in there
Person 2- chile anyways so....
Michael Jackson- HEHE
by A BOODY HOLE November 27, 2020
Get the Fart Bubblemug. 
An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug.