You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.

I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE

by Debly April 17, 2021

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

cat

a way of saying "person or people" mainly used in the 60s and 70s

"Man that is one cool cat"

by anonymous April 2, 2024

condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.

I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.

by punkrawker April 20, 2022

Cat Walker

A racist slur used to describe white people who are REALLY white. So white that they will take their cat on a walk.

Man 1: “Look at that Cracka walkin his cat”
Man 2: “Man that’s some white people shit”
Man 3: “I’m sayin bruh these cat walkers wild”

by lilnene1128 March 31, 2022

cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022