Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

colorado time

See: Stoner Time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time

by Colorado June 24, 2014

Gadd Time

The time between when Gadd_Gaming says he is coming online and when he's actually online

Shaun: is anybody going to be online soon?
Gadd_Gaming: I'll be on after dinner
Shaun: It seems that Gadd Time has commenced

by GRT_Hooligan February 5, 2023

cudxy time

the combination of cuddle time and sexy time. when you want to cuddle but also have sex.

I have been feeling lonely, I need some cudxy time asap!

by cudxy July 5, 2019

Time fade

When your tripping on acid and it appears that things are ageing

Bro you keep getting older the time fade is crazy

by Gassy mexican August 8, 2017

Turnabout Time Traveler

An S tier case in Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice

Turnabout Time Traveler is such a good case, yet another reason why Spirit Of Justice is Peak

by rat-kun July 27, 2024

Nal time

A time where you arrive at A total mind numbing State as though reality itself has stopped for you to sleep And no sound ever glosses your ears

“Its Nal time AJ”
“ im scared that if i partake in nal time i might never see you again mummy dearest”

by TheGrozzlyBear September 1, 2022