Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 6, 2023

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

by ur local simp May 10, 2021

Mom

yeah it's your mother, she birthed you, OR HIM WE DONT KNOW.

Mom:Hey Mom

Mom:Hello Mom we have the same name

Mom:Okay Mother

Mom:fuck

by Greater Canada September 13, 2020

Ur Mom

Ur mom is a phrase used to be funny or comical, people often use it when being sarcastic.

Who wants ice cream? Ur mom.

by someone is here writing things February 9, 2022

Mom

Your mom is sooooo.... Beautiful

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020

Chases mom

So hot she tried to fuck me

Man chases mom tried to fuck me

by Firefighter123 January 25, 2022

Mom

A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once

SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME

MOAN

by Xylophones February 7, 2023