One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

by rancidcolon August 26, 2011

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

bee in one's bonnet

a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one

I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2010

world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.

ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass

by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009

One size fits most

To perform well during sexual intercourse; to satisfy a woman

You know that girl I partied with last night? One size fits most.

by Tenshinhan August 3, 2010

One Dead Disco Dancer

1) A person who does not dance.
2) An experimental musician from Leicestershire.

One Dead Disco Dancer is fucking awesome, I'm gonna download his shit off of Demonoid right away!!

by MikeKunt October 7, 2008

Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014