An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.
by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021
Get the White Collar Wankermug. A phase in someone's life that he considers rough himself, even though he doesn't know jack shit about real problems.
Person 1: Did you hear that Daniel's Bentley broke down? Now he has to ride his 2000$ bike to school.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.
by CheekyBlyatRekter June 29, 2017
Get the white people a lotmug. Color of the sheep amongst other sheep does not and can not imply the character of sheep as a flock or solo sheep as it's simplest method used to I.d. a particular noun (sheep) based on opinion of individual providing identifiable characteristics based mainly on visual observation of minimal exposure so as to not allow for detailed recollection. Ie. White car or Black car . Or sheep .
As a young black male , my grammar and clothing choice sometimes made me feel as a white sheep of family" at reunions and other gatherings of our flock aka fam.
by Han $olo November 13, 2020
Get the White sheep of familymug. When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
Get the White Collar CockBlockmug. A girl who has the extraordinary ability to sense all things white-girl, such as Starbucks and Hollister models.
by abbzz236 March 10, 2014
Get the white girl sensesmug. National White day is on April 16 and is when everyone (if you want) is to dress up like a white girl.
by ThiccyMcCheese April 14, 2019
Get the National White Daymug. When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.
by Angelicron December 22, 2018
Get the Smoker’s white hairmug.