Chrissie Time

In my own time, eventually

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!

by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please

I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.

by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020

Time

Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.

Time will become time

by Donald.J Trump December 12, 2016