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Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it
Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom
by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021
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ur mom

is gay
ur mom is gayyyy
by anonymous October 1, 2023
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ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)
person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?
by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020
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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
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your mom

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE
by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020
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Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.
"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."
by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021
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ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna
ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)
by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019
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