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Marks penis from Mars

A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...

Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
Wie look at that Body...did you see that awesome Marks Penis From Mars?
by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017
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Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
by Dankali February 23, 2022
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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
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Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023
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Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.
by ILOVEBURGERKING January 28, 2025
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021
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