Nutella 

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"

Nutella by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011

handful of nutz 

it is what you get when you reach down my pants.

You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?

handful of nutz by Big Smoke Dogg November 17, 2003

Butts to nuts 

2 guys riding on the same motorcyle

Carl was riding butts to nuts with Dave on his motorcycle

Butts to nuts by Dum D October 17, 2010

Nutslut

A Female that loves to give oral pleasure. A girl that would give head more then 3 times a day to diffrent people.

Samantha is a total Nutslut

Nutslut by T.H.C January 25, 2006

Team Big Nutz

An incredibly annoying bunch of idiots that rund around constantly spamming their names and inviting anyone and everyone they see.

Worthy of blocking/killing on sight.

"God damnit, I hope Team Big Nutz dies in hell."

Team Big Nutz by Planetside Guru June 11, 2006

kick in the nuts 

Something that is not funny at all and makes me angry when a girl does to a guy and she thinks its funny and then she brags about it with her fellow women friends. NOT FUNNY. hurts like hell

What happened to me in the 7th grade

kick in the nuts by theDuke October 13, 2004

deez nuts

A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)

deez nuts by Smore12 August 30, 2006