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double blank

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.
Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.
by Hamster73 March 22, 2024
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Double Memed

Two memes at once. Double meme penetration. Messy.
Sami: "did you do the history project?"
James: "yeah I got high and made it into a vaporwave edit. I double memed it."
by fiberoneprotein March 20, 2016
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alphabetical double-occupancy

double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
by QuacksO February 9, 2024
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double-faced entendre

Someone who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel and one side being a devil.
by lifegoesonion June 25, 2021
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double-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.
My double-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double vagina

When a girl has larger thighs and it looks like she has a second libia - or a second vagina. So the slang phrase "double vagina" or "double vag" is a another way of calling a girl fat. Often used by assholes who want to shame you.
After he had seen my nudes , he started calling me "double vagina"
by dəfinə_mə February 23, 2018
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Doubling Down

IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!
Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2024
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