Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

dick traffic

Traffic jam caused by drivers that travel too slow, without regard for other drivers.

There's a lot of dick traffic on the interstate.

by TheBubbleLife314 March 28, 2017

dick chunk

A piece of a dick

I found a dick chunk on your moms plate

by Kaybear2943 December 11, 2017

Anal Dicking

A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.

Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.

by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020

Dork dick

A penis with an awkward bend.

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."

by Jorbecca June 22, 2016