face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!

Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Tennessee Time

The unique phenomenon of the very understanding of time itself lost in translation from Tennessee to anywhere else in the world. Often misconstrued as rudeness or a complete lack of social etiquette, when a person from Tennessee schedules a time to meet, gather or online game with “friends”.

Medz told us he would be online in 15 minutes, it’s only been an hour but in Tennessee time it will likely still be 30-45 minutes before he is online.

by Schnitthead May 21, 2025

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Doin time

A song by Sublime.

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

glock timing

When it’s time to crashout.

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi”
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*

by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024

Towel Time

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period

Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time

by frenkie December 7, 2024