E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
mugGet the E-jailmug.

E

Hshehehehhe
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by Glitchy_bubbles April 2, 2021
mugGet the Emug.
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E-dickt

An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.
Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.
by Billy Venture October 22, 2010
mugGet the E-dicktmug.

E and D

the most dynamic duo ever. best stalkers. get all the older boys. AKA the 8th graders. if u find E and D around the halls just know ur blessed. everyone knows who they are they're pretty freaking cool. they skip class to go to the high school. always together best friends in the whole entire freaking world. we love FaceTime. FaceTime is our thing. love getting in trouble from teachers because we are late. if u get d and es snap, ur blessed.
8th grader: hey these girls Emily and Danielle added me on snap
8th grader #2: add them back, Theyre sooooo cool. Im already best friends with them
8th grader #3: um well im in love with one of them. I love E and D
by eanddandjandbandeanddandjande December 21, 2018
mugGet the E and Dmug.

e

u dont know what to reply say "e"
discord chat:
guy 1 : guys i will do something
guy 2 : e
by SUB2XXLSTEVE November 23, 2021
mugGet the emug.

E girl

A girl on the internet who is bipolar and has such severe mood swings they’re always on their period
Omg that e girl was flirting with me one day and then the next she told me to hang myself
by The_indianscammer December 6, 2019
mugGet the E girlmug.

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