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proffesional whore coucher

1.some one who is a master or has the inate ability to create a whore couch
2.some one who has been hired to create a whore couch for a disclosed amont of money or other forms of payment
liz, andrew,and jessie inadvertantly created a whore couch by having a 3-way make out session on there friends favorite couch do to andrew not knowing that his mother had been a proffesional whore coucher in her youth
by Artimision January 2, 2006
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cum guzzling gutter whore

A homeless person or whore usually found on the streets near a gutter that enjoys guzzling cum. Not just any cum, but dirty nasty cum.
That Jenny sure is a cum guzzling gutter whore.

Wow, you mean to tell me that you found your girlfriend guzzling cum? What a gutter whore!
by pensadoii February 24, 2009
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whore aboot

When one is delibratley out on the pull and is using every trick in the book to pull a chick
Lee tried his best, but now as he is old and losing his Indie street cred he can no longer "whore aboot"!!
by yeratit July 27, 2006
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Dress Like a Whore Day

A day celebrated every year on October 31 in which it is socially acceptable for women to wear slutty outfits to school, work, or any other function without repercussion. One of the favorite holidays of the male gender.
John: Dude, did you see all those chicks on campus today? I thought i had walked into a stripper club!
Joe: Of course man, it's dress like a whore day!
by PhysicsGod October 31, 2009
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Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
by Spinman75 November 9, 2009
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cum guzzling road whore

A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.

Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.

Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004
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JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
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