guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
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"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"
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