to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

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monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag

get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022

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Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

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A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018

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turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

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