Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Nut November

Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut

Nut November is lit

by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020

wut the nut

It’s simply mean me what the heck are you doing it talking about

Wut the nut are you doing Jimmy

by Jojosauce March 15, 2022

Nut leak

When you let it slip

James had a nut leak

by Lil Oily Man November 10, 2022

nesquickie nut

when one nuts into a can of Nesquick can screeching

"Coco is doing the nesquickie nut into my can of nesquick!"

by Adbraham hitler June 4, 2018