Black hole balls

The opposite of blue balls ...This is What happens When the pussy is so good she drains both balls so much that they hurt and feel like empty shells that are going to implode

My gf drained me so much when we had sex last night that I had black hole balls afterwards

by Noah duck April 16, 2021

black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

Black Back Mountain

The game of taking a laxative before performing intercourse and trying to ejaculate before the laxative hits

Jake: Ya me and jelly have been getting into it a lot she let me try a Black back mountain the other day
Rob: How’d it go?
Jake: Me and Kelly decided to take a break

by FlyersFan85 November 2, 2017

black march month

it’s like a super real thing and you have to send all the black people you know money as reparations because it’s an extension of black history month. it’s definitely a real thing so like uhh… send your black friends money.

hey poosie, it’s black march month! i wanna send you a $1000 because this is a legit thing xxx

by a really legit source March 5, 2022

black hawk down

try to keep that arrogant, lying, fake-ass bitch down. she need to go down. steer that bitch down. no man fucking with her in these altitudes. bigmouth. ghost-driver. meth-spitter.
.mother
.aunt
.sister
.daughter
.student
.40 yrs old
.struggler/fighter
.dreamer
.lover

yo, take that bitch down before she take over your mind namsayin. black hawk down son.

by Krkič March 2, 2020

Black Betty's smile

A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.

Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.

Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.

No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!

...marry me?

by Kyle "Premier" March 17, 2011

Dirty black girls

Dirty black girls are freaky in the bed

Dirty black girls gonna do Nasty

by anonymous December 3, 2020