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Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
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Dick Acid

Cum

“That’s all that needs to be said”
by Butters732 September 29, 2018
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dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.
Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there
by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017
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Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for
Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
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Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.
You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!
by Ahent June 2, 2019
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dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.
I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle
by D-Soul January 8, 2012
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A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.
That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die
by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019
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