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Penis

Dude, have you seen his penis???
by Trainguy15 May 31, 2021
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Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers
The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day
by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019
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hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk
by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023
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Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.
At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room
by Kitty257 March 6, 2019
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penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021
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penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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