high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.
Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann June 29, 2012
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monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
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Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"
by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 01, 2017
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marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
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