melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

red headed bitch

Wendy's A place to go and eat the best food in the world when you are faded.

Man Im faded, lets go get some RED HEADED BITCH!

by D. BUBBS March 18, 2008

head ass nigga

Anyone who fucked a whore and thought they were her first. Usually some one with a fuckboy name

Gavin: I got layed last night....
Jack: By who?
Gavin: Mary, i was were first...so i had to go slow.

Jack: Head ass nigga!! I fucked mary last summer...TWICE!!

by Badcat007 December 8, 2015

Ten Bob Head

This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.

" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"

by DJ Bladdered September 6, 2006

pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

by haikumaster February 29, 2008

nappy-headed hos

A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.

"They're (Rutger's university women's basketball team) a bunch of nappy-headed hos." Don Imus.

by Murica Michelle April 19, 2007

wet the baby's head

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

by Phil Bool September 27, 2006