monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 06, 2019

Tribe Monkey

A derogatory word for a person of a black ethnicity of any nationality.

I have no love for Tribe Monkeys.

by Takenohi September 30, 2020

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 08, 2022

Lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 25, 2018

lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 25, 2018

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

by on monkey April 05, 2024

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019