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bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.
Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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fly bitch

She's one fly bitch!
by Nunya Beezwax March 6, 2008
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Abercomby and Bitch

A play on common US clothing brand 'Abercromby and Fitch' to aptly describe the demeaning behavior of the patrons of that business. These people pay outrageous prices to wear clothes that look pre-worn and have advertising stamped all over them in large bold lettering.

Commonly purchased by suburbanite children with too much money, very very gay boys, or straight guys that wont be straight for long. They often think you are a lesser person for not wearing the brand daily and blatantly. They believe foolishly that they are somehow more important or empowered by their tattered jeans and wrinkled shirts.

see: fool, moron, fake, flake, plastic
This little abercomby and bitch type talked to me the other day but lost interest after I mentioned I don't have time for pansie princesses.
by Erock82 August 14, 2008
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Bitch Daddy

The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.
"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."

"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"
by Holly M S April 20, 2010
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Bitch 6

Nick name for a V6 Ford Mustang.
Easily spotted by lack of: badges, dual exhaust, headlights, horse power, sound, and the tiny engine under the hood.

Usually pared with an automatic transmission...a great deal on a used V8 5 speed coupe is less than the what most idiots pay for their V6's.
Guy1: Dude look at the Sweet Stang.
Dude: Look at the exhaust that's a bitch 6.
Guy1: So it still looks cool!
Dude: SMH a Yaris is faster what a waste of money.
by bib1234 October 6, 2010
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Slump Bitch

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to michael.kay11@gmail.com.

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!
Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.
by M. Kay November 15, 2010
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shoe bitch

Compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. A shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
Dude is a "shoe bitch"! He buys them all whether needed or not.
by Kimo10 March 19, 2008
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