That one guy in the group that is at least a foot and a half shorter than his friends. You can guess who this is named after. (No offense Kev.)
Guy 1: Yeah, Jack’s the Mr. Hart of the group.
Guy 2: No kidding, puberty’s been a real shitshow for that fucker.
Guy 2: No kidding, puberty’s been a real shitshow for that fucker.
by FreezingFinest June 4, 2018
Get the The Mr. Hartmug. A fat 420 ton stupid middle aged PHS teacher that likes to call girls baby and will be found dead in a ditch in 20 days. He is definitely a pedophile fat bitch cunt.
by gagagameowmeow July 30, 2025
Get the Mr Coxmug. Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021
Get the Mr. Squeakersmug. A fuckin underrated legend that smokes hash in his spare time (all the fih motts want his dick). Teacher at cbc monkstown
by Rhinojam101 December 14, 2017
Get the mr faymug. An awful anti-woke animation by The Daily Wire that claims to try to be as offensive as possible, but fails at that. The main character, the eponymous Mr. Birchum, is a mouthpiece for the right-wing writers. The woke strawman, who we’re supposed to disagree with, ends up being in the right in most scenarios. Only people with no talent surrounded by yes-men could’ve screwed this up.
Person #1: Why don’t we watch “Mr. Birchum”?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?
by anonymous July 22, 2024
Get the Mr. Birchummug. 
