Ur mom

The hottest person out there

Bro ur mom is hot.

by Urdad😫 December 23, 2021

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

your mom

a woman to fuck In your free-time

I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Asian Mom

If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.

“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”

by person who likes food. June 3, 2022

mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex

Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."

by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020