My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021

your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021

your mom

something big as fuck

your mom is so big its needs a whole building to sleep

by the falafel man January 6, 2021

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021

ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 6, 2021