jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

Tie One Off

The act of having sexual intercourse.

If my date goes well, I plan to tie one off.

by Chumpbuster January 23, 2009

My hat's off to you

To take (one's) hat off (to someone) is an idiom that means "To respect, admire, or congratulate someone." Often heard as, "Hat's off to you!"

"You completed the marathon? My hat's off to you!"

by D. Moriarty November 14, 2013

get my nut off

V. to ejaculate, usually used by males to describe what level of sexual play they would like to achieve with a female

Mike: "So you wanna date her or what?"
Daniel: "Nah man, I'm just tryna get my nut off. You know what I'm sayin?"

by Korubi August 15, 2008

Get my rocks off.

To have an orgasm. The word 'rocks' can be compared to the testicles of the male, but the phrase also applies to females. See also bust a nut.

Man, that girl really gets my rocks off.

by Philip Gibbons October 21, 2004

Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

by Psas May 7, 2009

break it off in ya

To beat someone usually nastily in a contest.\

In poker to beat someone by outplaying them, being overaggressive or handing out a bad beat...repeatedly

"I can't wait to break it off on in ya on this hand!"

"We're not playing No-Limit, we're playing break it off in ya!"

by Revheat October 12, 2006