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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.
You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey
by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023
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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
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Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022
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Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.
Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”
by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025
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Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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