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Nolan of the Jack 

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.
Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.

Spicy Pepper jack 

When you chop up a hot pepper for dinner and then rub one out. “
Fuck, I forgot and rubbed my eye after chopping up that pepper. 🤔 I hope there’s still time for a Spicy Pepper jack. Pornhub don’t fail me now!
Spicy Pepper jack by Chaseintheface September 2, 2019
An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.
Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.
Up jack by Thadeous December 10, 2008

jeffro jack 

A large male normally what the Americans call a "nerd".They look like something out of bully game and smell particularly bad no one knows. why they have immigrated from Mexico and live in a house of goats and other weird creatures but one thing is clear, we need to crush the rebel scum.
"man what the hell is that smell, it smells like cat vomit marinaded in urine and left for days on end" " its A Jeffro Jack" "uh taking all our jobs"
jeffro jack by MATTICUSBANG! June 26, 2009

Scope Jack 

Scope Jack occurs when a project, idea or thesis becomes all jacked up. Scope Jack typically occurs when a project, idea or thesis is clearly defined across all parties but Force Majeure or other unseen entities conspire to destroy or otherwise "jack up" the project, idea or thesis beyond all recognition of the undestood definition.
A project has been clearly defined and is all but complete when the Project Manager dies in a firey plane crash over the South Pacific. A new Project Manager is assigned to oversee the final stages of the aforementioned project. The new Project Manager decides that the original scope of work must be completely overhauled and the project, even though almost complete, must be halted, dismanteled, a new definition decided upon and begun anew. At this point the project is said to have suffered severe "Scope Jack". This normally causes the new Project Manager to be sent on a flight over the South Pacific by his or her employers to some obscure and barely known conference in a country not found on any known map.
Scope Jack by Barad_Dur April 10, 2011

Bike Jack 

When you’re riding on a motorcycle and you reach around to the driver and Jack him off! This is highly dangerous!!!
Hayley got pulled over for bike jacking her boyfriend while driving down the highway!
Bike Jack by Rockthecradle12 July 11, 2018