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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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undercover tornado

a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion
tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it
by Rice Crispin March 9, 2018
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King Tord

King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!
OMG, it's King Tord.
by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018
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El Tornado

John: I think I screwed up my math test
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
by Rogerbase21 April 10, 2018
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Holden Torana

One of the greatest Australian cars of all time. First produced in 1967, the Torana would become an Australian icon, thanks greatly to Peter Brock and his many victories at Bathurst. 1977 brought about the LX model, which allowed buyers the A9X option. A fuckin beast. 308 Holden V8 with performance brakes and exhaust. The UC model was a fuckin shit heap. Still better than anything from Japan. Now a highly sort after vehicle and a dream addition to any true Australian garage.
Robbo and his fuckin Holden Torana are doing doughies at the Woodridge High School oval.
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
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Kansas Tornader

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby
by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018
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The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
by Cotton mouthed June 8, 2018
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