metric head

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

by donthurtemhammer April 18, 2005

meat head

mac backer for the raiders

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!

by the centerizer October 14, 2008

head high

When you're so fucking retarded and think that you know everything, when in fact you're completly wrong.

person 1: Hey did you hear what miss lady said the other day? She said you could get high off hookah! Is that true??

person 2: NO thats not fucking true! Miss lady is so head high! Dont believe anything she tells you! She's delusional.

by godimsostupid February 26, 2011

mimi the tomato head

someone who loves red but hates tomatoes,
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.

Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?

can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!

always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)

Dude, that person is like mimi the tomato head, she's so crazy!

by gracca-gugumimi2010 May 19, 2010

fuck headed bastard

someone dumb and illegitimate. an illegitimate dumbass.

That alabama fan is a fuck headed bastard.

by AuburnDoc July 9, 2011

Red-Headed Loafpecker

A Red-Headed Loafpecker is a pigeon that eats the corn out of your shit, and is later sold at KFC.

LITTLE KNOWN TRUE HISTORIC FACT:

"These pigeons are of the species 'Red-Headed Loafpecker.' They eat a full serving of corn out of your shit, then we cut their heads off 'em and let 'em marinate like that for a couple days and then we sell 'em at KFC, and that's how they get their chicken and corn bowls!"- Colonel Sanders

by Puebert "Fire crotch" O'Malley June 29, 2009

melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011