Shit bloke

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know

Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke

by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009

shit nut

martin deloen

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Shit Hair

Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.

Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!

by Velma March 15, 2005

Shit Ball

A person who is lazy and gets away with things.

That guy is a Shit Ball.

by Jogozz June 30, 2006

bird shit

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.

by Mike718 April 8, 2008

you're shit

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.

Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.

by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014

shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.

In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"

by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003