cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 6, 2023

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Cheese

Something that is wack or lame; to bring discredit upon.

That party was cheese.

by Alex Ezra Astrid October 7, 2021

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Cheese

Cheese is another slang word for nudes so no one will know what your talking about

Damn that girl had some nice cheese!

by Beepboop29 May 12, 2019

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Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018

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cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

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