Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

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Blu is the name of my cat

"Blu the cat you own got run over" said the mother

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

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IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

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a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

by mysterose November 3, 2022

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a phyco cute demon that is very amazing and fuzzy. can be seen on curtains and toast. it has tiny shanks on its paws and will normaly get in your way whilst reading.

i mew there fore i cat

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022

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A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

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