Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

An exclamation used by people who are very angry at someone. This usually happens when one is playing a video game, such as Call of Duty.

Tim:"Bill is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!"

by killmedaddy December 15, 2016

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Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

by Jerky finger June 30, 2018

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Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.

Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

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You stupid cunt, fuck off

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....

oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz

by BOND, DYED BLOND January 1, 2012

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