little wee wee 

refers to a small penis which is not able to satisfy a woman. these are usually anything less than five inches

no dear you can't put that little wee wee in me

little wee wee by man with a little wee wee May 15, 2007

Zoo Wee Mama 

Zoo Wee Mama is a comic created by Greg Heffley in the book by Jeff Kinney, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
A lot of people especially YouTubers use it. Sometime, zoo wee mama is going to be the only phrase that people use.

You are ugly.
ZOO WEE MAMA!

Zoo Wee Mama by AOr3445 May 6, 2022

Love Wee 

Slang word for sperm, the male reproductive cell.

Bugger, I have love wee all over my keyboard.

Love Wee by kingmustard May 23, 2005

koo-wee! 

expression used by hippie kids at Green Mountain College. It's the best way to locate friends in the woods at night.

person one: hey dude where'd Brent go?
person two: I dunno man let's koo-wee to him.

person one & person two: KOO-WEE!!

Brent: KOO-WEE!!

person one & person two: yeah they KOO-WEE'd us back he'll be ok.

Person one: let's spark this j and keep walkin'

koo-wee! by mermaid_face August 20, 2009

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

white wee 

The product from male ejacuation.

.. she lay back as he showered her in an explosion of white wee.

white wee by vernon September 25, 2003

ye wee nonce 

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

ye wee nonce by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017