man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

by BlackOut March 14, 2012

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

Spider web

When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web

I totally spider webbed this booty hole last night

by Spider web August 31, 2017

Web Brothers

When 2 guys make out with the same girl.

Dude you kissed her too? We are Web Brothers! Sick!

by Jolly bean October 23, 2018

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

the World Wide Web

Abbreviated as WWW, this was the internet's name when it first was fully publicly available.

Welcome to your personal mailbox in the World Wide Web.

by MineTurtleBOOM January 2, 2019