waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017

Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,

The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’

by Crack of Dawn May 19, 2023

waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025